Nice Stalking To You: Archive

You are part of my girl collection

This letter was submitted by Zoetica Ebb ——- Have to say for me, it is more a woman’s feet than her shoes. yet shoes do have a strange effect as well some times. am recalling now a pair of tiny shoes—am guessing Asian from the 1920’s or maybe French and connected to the whole Orient rage back then..anyway they were tiny and bluish soft leather straps and high heels...

Sep 22nd

an artistic photo shoot

“I’d like to talk to you about an artistic photo shoot….something to shake the whole world. My work can be viewed on this profile and on: _______________ Are you currently in Los Angeles, and if not when will you be? I come highly regarded if you do not know who I am, everyone on My friend’s list on both profiles can vouche for My work….___________ has even...

Feb 26th

This submission is from Princess Poochie ——— Re: Can I ask you a question OK. Do you like to have sex wearing heels? __

Jul 5th

2 notes

Oh Facebook-Part Two

that’s pretty fucked up of you to post my emails on a “Stalking Board” for all of your friends to see, at least you were “nice” enough not to include my name on there, or did you just forget? So i’m a stalker for saying 1.) you’re gorgeous and 2.) if youre going to ignore me, reject the friend request so i know for sure? that’s stalking to you?...

Jul 4th

1 note

Oh Facebook

Message #1- June 25 <no subject>hi gorgeous Message #2- July 3rd hi. if youre going to ignore me like i dont exist, do me the favor of rejecting the friend request.

Jul 3rd

Sexual Vigara

This submission is from the model Nicotine ——— “You are the most gorgeous girl I have seen on myspace.com. Sorry my profile is a mystery as I have a fiance. I am not a cheater or anything like that but I do appreciate women. Just cause your on a diet doesnt mean you cant look at the menu. Back to you, your face is like a doll from your sweet innocent look to your sexual...

Jun 24th

sincere and trusted

Hello dear How are you today, i hope that you are doing fine as i am feeling alright also,My name is, Miss Joy, I am very good looking and pretty girl,sincere and trusted, God fearing, Dear it was very great when i got your ads profile and after going through it i feel a great joy in my heart writhing to you I am really interested on you profile despite that i have not seen you in person but...

Mar 20th

your toes

ddo you like your toes sucked or licked i would like to make them feel better

Mar 8th

Red Dog Dick

This contribution is from fetish model Angela Ryan ——- —————————————— Original Message —————————————— Subject: www.AngelaRyan.com :: general comments From: XXXXXX Date: Fri, February 27, 2009 2:22 pm...

Feb 28th

1 note

My Emotional Heat

This submission is from burlesque dancer Rose Darling ——— Hello how are you, I am stanley.. I appreciate decency and sincerity in a relationship between a man and a woman. The inner beauty is more important for me than the beauty of appearance. I wish to open a new world in the world of your soul. And if I understand you are the Only whom I am seeking, i share with you all your...

Jan 31st

Motable Orgasm

This contribution is from artist Katelan Foisy —— o i would never tease you, i just would make you have motable orgasm. i love licking and sucking, well you know…

Jan 9th

Oh Brutal Dictator

This contibution is from musician Rachel Haywire ——- “Oh Brutal Dictator, what is my crime. Is this a prison for my mind? Is Descartes holding the cards as my brain in a vat he easily discards- my life, my body, reality. Rachel, are you a brutal dictator of my mind? Destroying my body like Kali of time? Brutal queen of death in yin yang with Shiva. Creation destruction...

Jan 6th

I always beat Taurus

This contribution is from artist Katelan Foisy —— Cute and bratty… yet classy and trashey!! Intresting, I likey… Too bad you’re a TAURUS!! Yikes.. T-R-O-U-B-L-E, You and me would fight way too much and I always beat Taurus’…

Jan 5th

A World of Desires and Fantasy

This contribution is from artist Katelan Foisy ——— each element you share has it’s own smile it’s own way of talking it’s own physical presence the model, the artist, the pin-up, the webcam friend each brings a scene each a world of desires and fantasy i alternately want to make love to you and share laughs and a burrito i want to dance with you softly...

Jan 5th

I Would Never Hurt You, Gorgeous

This contribution is from artist Katelan Foisy —- I would never hurt you gorgeous the only thing I will do show your true universal and you remind of a beautiful angel. I know that I will not get that lucky to have a gorgeous woman like yourself who is a professional model . I will love to make your nice candlelight Dinner . I can’t help myself coming back to your profile looking at...

Jan 5th

The Sensitive Artist Type

This contribution is from artist and magazine editrix Zoetica Ebb —— your beauty is an inspiration to me! i really want to draw right now so bad!!! since i have no sketch pad, ill have to paint this wall with my blood lol

Jan 5th

Kidnap Me For Life

This contribution is from badass porn star Bella Vendetta —— Dear Bella Vendetta, i know you do not see men but I was wondering if you would be willing to conduct a phone session with me for a tribute to discuss my desire to be a slave. Perhaps i could pay you to train me to find what i need in my pathetic life. i am seeking something unusual and it may sound far fetched but i am...

Jan 3rd

Titty Bouncing for Women's Equality

Contributor says: This Letter Was in Response to a Burlesque Benifit for Planned Parenthood ——— The idea that you’re gonna bounce yout tits onstage for women’s rights is the biggest laugh riot I have heard in weeks. The reason men are denying women’s right to choose abortion is because they feel they own women’s bodies from tits to twats, and the...

Jan 3rd

1 note

Classical Training

This contribution is from badass pornstar Bella Vendetta —— “classically trained”? what, like a ballet dancer or a violin player? fuck sister, you’re a sex worker. To make it sound otherwise by guilding the lilly with all your other, um, worthy pursuits is akin to putting a turd on a bookshelf next to the collected works of proust. it’s just silly, and it...

Jan 2nd

The Picky Photo Collector

Contributor adds: “From a guy who convinced me to send him a signed 8x10, not my normal line of work” —- Dear _______ As for how you personalize the photo, try not to overrun any part of you in the outfit with any writing, but anywhere around the outside is fine. my name is [redacted] but how you do the rest of the personalization I’ll not ask you to be risque IF this...

Jan 2nd

1 note

When Fanmail Goes Wrong

YOU DELETED TO ME, OF YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR ACTS AND I WRITE TO MAIL TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCREMENT :::::: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK:::: YOU GOING TO DIE SOON!! YOU GOING DIE WITH BROKEN GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DIE, DIE, BITCH! YOU NOT DESERE LIVE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A RAT!!!!! REALLY, I ADMIRED TO YOU, BUT AS PERSON YOU ARE A SWEEPINGS. ...

Jan 2nd

Cooking

Dear _____ My 1st. choice is the fantasy video BUT if you have a desire to turn this fantasy into a reality, I will honorably accept your decision to be the main entree for your dinner party. This fantasy has been with me for 10 years and its been acted out to the smallest detail with 25 females. I PREFER to be eaten by all women. If you desire to make it couples, as well, that is not my...

Jan 2nd

1 note

If you're not into it, how about a friend?

Greetings _______ 48 yr old guy here in nyc. I noticed your profile in a spanking group here on MySpace—-“Naughty Spanking Stories”. That is the reason for my emil. I would like to give you a hand spanking. Will pay 200.00 for the opportunity—no sex—-just spanking. Let me know if you are interested. And if you aren’t perhaps an attractive friend can use the...

Jan 2nd

Clothed Women

hi, i’m funny jewish,from new york now living in north carolina, and i’m a 46 year old male,that resembles dustin hoffman/al paciano, now i am into a fetish called CFNM it stand for clothed females nude male. i am so turned on by everyday women staring at the male penis it drives me NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyhow, i would like to do a project that would be divine! here it is. we find...

Jan 2nd

Sexy All Night

Dear ______. I seen your photos and i think they are very beautiful, attractive, sexy, stunning, your a very elegant and sensual Lady, and look very sexy in a underwear. Please send me your contact details to arrange a meeting, and tell me how much you charge for all night, as i always have save sex and always use a durex at all times. I would also love to know how you like you sex hard ofr soft...

Jan 2nd

Your Zeitgeist

Dear ______, This is just a hunch, based on your whole zeitgeist!- what I picked up from your blog, especially the caricaturist art you do- that the focus of this note might interest you or at least spark an association to someone. I am a Manhattan based writer and artist (part time) living above Central Park who would really just love to be in a quiet house. Perhaps mistakenly (perhaps...

Jan 2nd