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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Wed Sep 22

You are part of my girl collection

This letter was submitted by Zoetica Ebb

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Have to say for me, it is more a woman’s feet than her shoes. yet shoes do have a strange effect as well some times. am recalling now a pair of tiny shoes—am guessing Asian from the 1920’s or maybe French and connected to the whole Orient rage back then..anyway they were tiny and bluish soft leather straps and high heels or platforms ( not little girls shoes—adult shoes in every way). anyway, i distinctly remember back several years ago at some east side vintage shop almost buying these shoes..i remember going on with the girl in the shop about them etc. but never did buy them! now though thinking about these shoes, i could almost get off. you know?? 

am i clued to the whole magic of women and shoes????

anyway, was fun to stumble upon your mag.

(we “met” several weeks back—you are part of my girl collection (!)..or, i should say, friend list)