Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

The internet has made an unprecedented amount of people "famous", while also providing unrivaled ease of contact.

Here are some results.

All fanmail is real.

Got some bad fanmail to share? Send it to worstfanmailever@gmail.com.

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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title

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Fri Jul 3

Oh Facebook-Part Two

that’s pretty fucked up of you to post my emails on a “Stalking Board” for all of your friends to see, at least you were “nice” enough not to include my name on there, or did you just forget?

So i’m a stalker for saying 1.) you’re gorgeous and 2.) if youre going to ignore me, reject the friend request so i know for sure? that’s stalking to you? gee, do you think it has anything to do with the fact that im not a 6’7 chest shaving model named Bradd or Toddd? I don’t think you’d call them stalkers for sending you 2 whole emails. I removed the friend request myself, barbie.
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