Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

The internet has made an unprecedented amount of people "famous", while also providing unrivaled ease of contact.

Here are some results.

All fanmail is real.

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Fri Feb 26

an artistic photo shoot

“I’d like to talk to you about an artistic photo shoot….something to shake the whole world. My work can be viewed on this profile and on: _______________
Are you currently in Los Angeles, and if not when will you be?
I come highly regarded if you do not know who I am, everyone on My friend’s list on both profiles can vouche for My work….___________ has even complemented My work with model ___________ (a slave of Mine)
What I’m planning is the first step in a long process of things set forth to change the entire world…and no, that’s not just some catch line.
Things like that are best discussed over other means of communication however…
If you are interested…let Me know.
Sincerely,
Lord _______
Humble Artist, Lead Production Supervisor of ________, Pioneer.”