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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Fri Jan 2

Clothed Women

hi,
i’m funny jewish,from new york now living in north carolina, and i’m a 46 year old male,that resembles dustin hoffman/al paciano, now i am into a fetish called CFNM it stand for clothed females nude male.


i am so turned on by everyday women staring at the male penis it drives me NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyhow, i would like to do a project that would be divine! here it is. we find a male model, put him in white tight semi-see thru swim trunks, at the beach we video tape him and the reactions of the female passerbys, then we say to them we a `re a new magazine called big hunk, and if you want you ladies can rub sun tan lotion on him, most oblidge happlily, then we say, ok, now we are going to finish up the shoot, by walking down to the nude beach section, your welcome to join us, the horny moms and the like, walk down with us, he slowly peels off his trunks revieling a huge penis, their eyes widen!!


the video  is capturing all of this!!!

it’s pricless, they then continue to oil him up with their shy grin of fantasy, and then we wrap it up, sell it at all the cfnm sites, here is one for you to investigate now, in england the male strippers are 100% naked and women can touch them feel them and yes, blow them!! very erotic and empowering from a women’s standpoint and from a straight man’s standpoint as well, ok, go to this site now to see nude male strippers being molested!!!!!! go to _______ and please call me on my cell @ ______ my name is ______, and i’d love to talk more about the possibilitys, thanks so much.