Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

The internet has made an unprecedented amount of people "famous", while also providing unrivaled ease of contact.

Here are some results.

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Fri Jan 2

If you’re not into it, how about a friend?

Greetings _______

48 yr old guy here in nyc. I noticed your profile in a spanking group here on MySpace—-“Naughty Spanking Stories”. That is the reason for my emil. I would like to give you a hand spanking. Will pay 200.00 for the opportunity—no sex—-just spanking. Let me know if you are interested. And if you aren’t perhaps an attractive friend can use the quick infusion of some cash.

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