Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

The internet has made an unprecedented amount of people "famous", while also providing unrivaled ease of contact.

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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Fri Jan 2

The Picky Photo Collector

Contributor adds: “From a guy who convinced me to send him a signed 8x10, not my normal line of work”

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Dear _______

As for how you personalize the photo, try not to overrun any part of you
in the outfit with any writing, but anywhere around the outside is fine.
my name is [redacted] but how you do the rest of the personalization I’ll
not ask you to be risque IF this violates your personal ethics or comfort
zone, I don’t want you forced to do something your not safe with but if that
isn’t a problem then knock yourself out but make sure you sign it as
[], since that is the name your most famous as as far as the
Internet.

At least finally with all on the photo that most of my friends will
constantly bother me about the photo being real as opposed to me only having
artwork of females in swords and armor, etc… instead they will pester me
on when, where, how and who this stunning lady is that I got an personalized autograph of her came from and a
lip print to really get their goat.

But that is my little secret :-)   At least the alpha males in my
circle of friends will finally shut up about me only feeling safe wth artsy
heroines on my walls instead of real life babes, with the exception of my
personalized Dita Von Teese and Rose McGowan photos.    And NO they are not
touching my photo of you :-)   That is mine and I plan to frame it just to
taunt and tease them :-)

I hope you don’t not mind.    If there is anything you want to say
on the front of the photo or on the back, which might not be easily seen
behind the glass of the frame that could get the goat of my male friends
even more so or make some of my female friends jealous of you to make then
get off the log and make a move on me then I give you full permission to
pull out the heavy guns. :-)   In advance thank you ever so much for
helping me as well as granting me this request of you!    You really are a
nice person.  Regardless of what some of the few idiots said about you they
are totally wrong.