Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

The internet has made an unprecedented amount of people "famous", while also providing unrivaled ease of contact.

Here are some results.

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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Fri Jan 2

Classical Training

This contribution is from badass pornstar Bella Vendetta

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“classically trained”? what, like a ballet dancer or a violin player? fuck sister, you’re a sex worker. To make it sound otherwise by guilding the lilly with all your other, um, worthy pursuits is akin to putting a turd on a bookshelf next to the collected works of proust. it’s just silly, and it cheapens the proust. Christ, where you retards get the stones to think you’re better, or different, from a street whore…you sell sexuality for money. Wake up dipshit.

Oh, how i wish i could be there seeing your stupid, self absorbed face as you read this. Alas.”


” ohhh, poooooor “classically trained” puss. did i hurt your feelings? i’m sooo sorry..hahaahahahahah. But, it’s so amusing to think of you reading my email and getting all heated up and righteous. by the way, nice prison quality tats, Puss. “