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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Fri Jan 2

Titty Bouncing for Women’s Equality

Contributor says: This Letter Was in Response to a Burlesque Benifit for Planned Parenthood

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The idea that you’re gonna bounce yout tits onstage for women’s rights is the biggest laugh riot I have heard in weeks.

The reason men are denying women’s right to choose abortion is because they feel they own women’s bodies from tits to twats, and the esteemed profiteers at ____ and the other pornfart fucktards you suck off of also subscribe to the “tits to twats” male ownership & rental of women’s sexual bodies.

Sucking cock for women’s equality pays a lot better and if you’re going to be whore for something you might as well make it as profitable as possible. Your art in print or tits in pasties ain’t worth shit next to the price of renting your mouth out for some hard dick facefucking and you know it, so do your feminist duty and open wide for your sisters.

Happy titty bouncing for women’s equality. I’m sure you’ll convince no one but you will masturbate yourself intellectually and convince yourself you are, like, totally a post-feminist or something like that. With bouncing titties. For money. For women’s equality. For real.