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a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Fri Jan 2

Kidnap Me For Life

This contribution is from badass porn star Bella Vendetta

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Dear Bella Vendetta,

i know you do not see men but I was wondering if you would be willing to conduct a phone session with me for a tribute to discuss my desire to be a slave. Perhaps i could pay you to train me to find what i need in my pathetic life. i am seeking something unusual and it may sound far fetched but i am for real and willing to prove that and so i wanted to let you know that i seek to give my life to a real divine Woman like you in so many ways i am sure you could be my ideal Mistress to serve as i need to be a cuckold whore who sucks cock to earn you money never having sex with women only men to earn you money and make you wealthy unless you say otherwise.


i will be up front and say that I am seeking an edge play Mistress willing to own a slave who has no rights. I would submit to you my passport my money and life in return for abject slavery with no limits. I would be willing to buy a one way ticket to meet you at your place of choice and meet you under your terms too so that i can be be kidnapped never to be seen again and enslaved as a no rights no limit slave working as an escort to earn you money totally branded, pierced and tattooed to your requirements no going back! You could use me to make you money in any way you decide have me branded even castrated or turned into a TS whore or porn star with all my money contracted to you.


I seek this and will prove I am real if you can prove you can do this and are able to kidnap me for life I will sign a contract to give you full permission and you can enforce the agreement by full and serious blackmail of the type that would send me to jail if you exposed me. I am for real and will prove it if you can really do this and relocate at my expense then give you all!!!


Can you do this?


Yours

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