Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

The internet has made an unprecedented amount of people "famous", while also providing unrivaled ease of contact.

Here are some results.

All fanmail is real.

Got some bad fanmail to share? Send it to worstfanmailever@gmail.com.

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Sun Jan 4

I Would Never Hurt You, Gorgeous

This contribution is from artist Katelan Foisy

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I would never hurt you gorgeous the only thing I will do show your true universal and you remind of a beautiful angel. I know that I will not get that lucky to have a gorgeous woman like yourself who is a professional model . I will love to make your nice candlelight Dinner . I can’t help myself coming back to your profile looking at are very gorgeous woman like you .How about giving me a chance to show you You lots of true romance And make your nice candlelight dinner because your very special woman .