Nice Stalking To You

a compilation of the worst fanmail ever

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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Sat Jan 31

My Emotional Heat

This submission is from burlesque dancer Rose Darling

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Hello how are you, I am stanley.. I appreciate decency and sincerity in a relationship between a man and a woman. The inner beauty is more important for me than the beauty of appearance. I wish to open a new world in the world of your soul. And if I understand you are the Only whom I am seeking, i share with you all your sorrows and joys, i will be your best friend and life partner . I like to travel very much. It is very interesting to get more knowledge about the new countries, new people and traditions. Its great to have such a possibility. I am a quiet, kind, loyal. A great meaning for me is a humans soul. Circle of my interests is various. I like the literature, music, and cinema. personality traits are; calm, honest, kind, loyal, flexible, elegant, sociable, sensitive, gentle, cheerful, optimistic, romantic . My perception of an ideal , I would like to see near me clever, intelligent, and reliable woman. Which would require my emotional heat, capable to like and respect the woman. I have to let you know as well, that am an honest person as i have said, and i have to be honest with that, and I am looking for a woman to spend the rest of my life with in any serious relationship. . I never speak negatively about people, I take less and listen more to people and does not jump into other peoples affairs. Im not one to go to a bar to look for someone. .Which leads me to this site. I thought it would be nice to just meet someone graet and get to know her. No strings at first and maybe down the line something could develop. , yet get me one on one with someone Im shy till I get to know them So I come here to start a conversation, email chat some years since I did anything like this and to be honest this seems safe. So I read a few profiles , I dont like the flirt button that just seems to impersonal. . Now I know that sounds hokey but its true. You are a very beautiful woman. The picture alone says strength, confidence, and poise. You know who you are and that is admirable. You have some of the prettiest eyes. . But you know what thats ok Im comfortable with who I am . People either accept me or they dont. I may not be a prince but I can be charming. I hope you find everything you are looking for because the person who finds you will get everything they are looking for…. I am a Nigeria with all sincereties.. tell you more maybe we can chat sometime or email me………….stanleydemehi@yahoo.com …. Though miles may lie between us, we’re never far apart, for friendship doesn’t count the miles, it’s measured by the heart ..dont forget to drop me a note there..
Thanks