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thanks to Michael Malice for the catchy title
Sat Feb 28

Red Dog Dick

This contribution is from fetish model Angela Ryan

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Subject: www.AngelaRyan.com :: general comments
From:    XXXXXX
Date:    Fri, February 27, 2009 2:22 pm
To:      angela@AngelaRyan.com
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Full Name : XXXXX
return address :XXXXXXX
date received : 2009-02-27 14:22:51
sender’s IP address :
subject : general comments
message : I'm a 40 yr.old bachelor
who is going to receive a
4 million dollar estate and i'm looking for a
dominant female to marry me for my money and cuckold me with more superior
men
*** BOOKING INFO BELOW ***
Description : To brainwash me into a quick marriage, punish and ridicule
me,cuckold me with superior black
"BullStuds",Pimp me out
to keep me busy and make money for you!,train me to
mate with dogs to make dog
sex movies and anything else you can think of
Company Name : John McCague estate
Portfolio Website :
Phone Number : 239-985-9586
Location : Florida
Dates : ASAP for as long as you like
Compensation : beneficiary to a four million dollar estate
Travel Provided : yes
Makeup Provided : no
Hair Provided : no
Wardrobe Provided : no
Nudity : no
References : Master Lindsey and Mistress Pandora who I
served as money slave for nine yrs
Comments : I would love to slather my
tongue around a big stiff
slippery red dog dick for you soon!